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A pirate costume consists most typically of three basic components:
- a shirt (not a t-shirt)
- full-length trousers
- a belt
- a vest
It is then accessorised with some of the following:
- a plastic or cardboard sword
- a headscarf or bandana
- a hook
- an eyepatch
- a parrot
The following rules concern the wearing of pirate costumes:
1. Each person may own only one pirate costume.
2. One must drink alcohol whenever wearing a pirate costume.
3. Pirate costumes may never be washed, unless the pirate jumps into a natural body of water while wearing the costume.
4. If three pirates high-five to a rule, then it becomes law for all pirates at all future pirate-nights.
5. Pirate laws may never be made up while not dressed as pirates.
6. Pirate costumes overrule any theme: i.e., one may go to any themed occasion at which there is alcohol in a pirate costume.
Terrance: I'm going to put on a pirate costume.
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v. to plunder treasure
n. another name for pirate treasure.
Beastie Boys: "Profesor, what's another name for pirate treasure?" Professor: "Well I think it's booty, boo, boo, boo, booty, that's what it is..."
The treasure ship sank before it became pirate booty, much to the avail of piracy.
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any gang of anarchist hobos who have banded together for the chief purpose of covertly breaking into dumpsters and living off of society's waste. often travelling on some sort of retooled vehicle run on recycled oil.
check out the dumpster pirates on their veggie bus! what an eyesore! I really hope they leave town soon.
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When boning a girl and almost about to bust a knut, you spit on her back so she thinks you have busted on her back, she then turns around at which point you cream in her eye and she closes it unable to see. you then full pelt kick her in the shin.
The Result:
a girl hobbling with one eye open to look like a pirate making this sound "arrrhh"
John found out his girlfriend has slept with another man, so he gave her the angry pirate.
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When a girl is giving you head, pull it out and blast it in her eye. When she covers that eye up, kick her in the shins so she hops around on one leg like a pirate.
I pirate kicked that freak, and all she had to say was "ARRRRRRRRRRR"
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The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.
Avast! While giving Scott an angry pirate, I ordered him to walk the plank. ARRRRRR
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The dirty pirate is when your doing your girl in the butt and when you ready to bust one you spit on her back and she turns around and you blow in her eye and then kick her in the shin. Thus she only has 1 work-able eye and 1 work-able leg. Dancing around like a dirty pirate.
Joel gave dirty Deb the dirty pirate and then proceeded onto the double houdini.
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