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The fundamental strategy used in Final Fantasy VII Speedruns.
Tifa's weapon, the powersoul deals more damage when near-death, but she also deals more damage if she's under Death Sentence. It works like this:
Critical (yellow) HP: 2x damage
Enemy Skill: Death Sentence: 4x damage
Materia: Deathblow: 2x damage
Together, that's 16 times normal damage. Deathblow also ignores back row, so it's 32 times back row damage. Awesome, huh? And in addition, we equip her with armor and accessories to boost her strength. This is what makes Tifa the ultimate killing machine.
I used the Tifa-san plan for my FF7 speedrun because it is the fastest strategy.
A band from Quebec, Canada. Lots of people give this band shit when in fact, they are writing lyrics from other people's point of view. They aren't complaining about their 'daddies rejecting them' So, it's a bad thing now that we have a band that isn't selfish I guess?
George:Have you heard of Simple Plan
Tammi:Yeah, they suck! They bitch and complain about their daddies giving them a hard life!
George:... *facepalm*
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A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.
Wow. You people really have NO lives if the only thing you can do is bash on bands. SO what if you dont like them. Other people do. And you say they wine about their horrible lives "all the time"? Two songs out of over 30. Wow. That is just WAY too much. Anyway. I don't care if other people don't like Simple Plan (Which is my second favorite band), but it is just plain mean to talk trash about them. And do you even know what they went through in their lives? Have you met them? DOUBT IT. If you guys hate them soo much, then why do you guys know their song? Seriously don't be such a fucking hypocrite. Obviously enough people like them or else they wouldn't be around anymore. And they have to have talent or else they wouldn't have gotten a record deal. SO stfu.
ME: So what's up?
Stupid Kid: Oh, nothing just listening to Simple plan, who I hate and bashing bands like them and Good Charlotte on Urban Dictionary.
Me: *walks over, shoves kid out of their chair, walks out of room*
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The intentional sabotage of a condom by a woman in order to get pregnant. Often considered a last ditch effort to bag the man.
He wouldn't give her a wedding ring, but instead he gave her a plan b baby. Now there is a shotgun wedding in the making
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The greatest pill that has ever looked lived. If your condom breaks or if you don't believe in condoms, no worries! Just pop one of these pills in your girl and fuck away with no regrets!
Oh shit, the condom broke! Good thing I bought that plan b pill though.
A French Canadian pop punk band based in Montréal, Québec. They have released three studio albums. A lot of people criticize them for whining about how fucking their life is. I don't think they do that. They just try to give neglected people hope that's all.
The only reason why they are hated is that one so called ''cool guy'' hates them for some reason or the other and the rest of the people follow them. They are a great band with great songs and 'clear' voice. You can understand what they are actually saying without checking the lyrics! That is also a reason for them to be hated.
Guy 1,''Whatcha doing mate?!''
Guy 2,'' Listening to Simple Plan's Welcome To My Life.''
Guy 1,'' That's a piece of shit! They always whine how horrible their life is!''
Guy2,''Fuck off man, what do you know?''
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