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Pot-Cock

Pot-Cock
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Noun (used with verb)

1. When an individual is too baked to sexually operate properly.

2. The stoner equivelent of whiskey dick.

1. Steve couldn't fuck Lindsey because he had Pot-Cock.

2. Molly's Vagina had cotton-mouth due to Pot-Cock.

by Jsofldnqnclfmandnfndnsm August 16, 2016


pot-knocker

1. a person or a group of people that fear or are scared of being around mamarijuana. 2. person that hates weed

A. Awww, lets go, I'm scared were going get In trouble around that marawana......

2. Dude, quit being a pot-knocker

by dookie twirl September 19, 2017


unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.

Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.

by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015


Sludge Pot

A gluttonous pudgy wildabeest of immense size, typically giving off a foul body odor. They can often be found grazing near food and then overindulge in it without considering portion control. A Sludge Pot usually lacks proper hygiene, grooming, and fitness. Despite being built like Snorlax, their poor social awareness can still result in unwarranted snarky comments towards those who did not ask.

Hey, you better hide all pizza I bought, Sludge Pot stomped n' wobbled through the door unannounced when she heard the word Domino's and gorged on 7 slices already. She then had the audacity to dismiss the quality of the food despite not being invited, and her stench of body-cheese still lingers throughout the house.

by Acidic_Dubzz December 21, 2022


Pot back

Being of such a shape that one possess a pot belly on their back. The bulge of the pot belly or beer belly, love handles and muffin top is visible wrapping around 360 degrees and can be easily visible from a straight on rear view.

Johnny's got a pot back. If he could twist his head all the way around, he would look like his feet were backwards.

by my fake name July 09, 2012


Thunder Pot

verb: When you are on the toilet and you fart, and the bowl amplifies the sound of the fart.

I could hear Tom thunder pot all the way from the kitchen!

by thunderpot April 14, 2021


Nutty pot

The nutty pot is when a man ejaculates into one nostril and it shoots out the other nostril. May or may not help clear the sinuses.

Allen gave Anna a nutty pot after she blew him.

by Wordsmith Cocky McCockerson November 14, 2019