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A person that is such a prick that they are respected and loved for it. They own their prick status and are the first person you think of when the word is used. Some esteemed pricks are so prick-like that they can morph into a cactus.
Person 1: That Guy is such a prick, but for some reason I love it.
Person 2: That’s because he’s an esteemed prick. You always need one in your life.
Retardy:You can't say that, only some people can say that!
Prick:Well that's retarded
Prick And Retardy is that one movie where a biologist turns himself into an eggplant and calls himself Dildo Prick
when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells
The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test
The name you use to call McDonald’s when they screwed up your order or when you experienced bad service.
That son of a bitch prick Donald’s screwed up my order again. They gave me a quarter pounder instead of a Big Mac.
It’s basically a cactus.. That’s prickly, and is a prick
Guy: *walks in the desert*
Cactus: Lets fucking pinch him, look at that fuck
Guy: *Gets pinched by the FUCKING CACTUS*
Guy: FUCK SHIT!! Its A Prickly Prick
Guy: *Eats cactus cuz he’s a fucking mad man*
1. To inexplicably change from a reasonable human being to an incoherent, raving asshat with little or no warning.
i.e. Going from zero to douche in nothing flat.
"We were having a perfectly nice lunch until my coworker decided to prick up when the waiter brought him the unsweet tea he asked for instead of a sweet tea."
interruption of progress as a shanker is a 70s term of a sore from syphilis male genital
We tried to unload the truck but Ed was a shanker on the prick of progress