Forget about Netflix and chill, it's time for Amazon Prime.
Girl: Netflix and chill?
Boy: I have something better
Girl: what?
Boy: Amazon Prime and sexy time
Girl: *takes her clothes off*
Prime Time Pigeon Activity is the exact time of 3:44 A.M. PTPA isnβt at 3:44 P.M. Only for pussies is PTPA during the P.M. Only real men know Prime time pigeon activity.
βThis is my 5th day in a row experiencing Prime Time Pigeon Activity, I need to start going to sleep earlier.β
A middle aged furry man that is looks simple enough but is unable to be set on fire because he is coated in scotch guard. He has hoes in different area codes and loves driving a weenie mobile in and out the garage. Works in the animal waste division. Absolute Legend.
The Prime Minister Prick Nasty takes butt plugs seriously.
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The more straightforward version of Netflix and Chill. An act of inviting someone to your house with the intent to fuck sum
Aye Kiki you tryna slide so I can Amazon Prime and Hit From Behind
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Optimus Prime, is the last remaining Prime, and the leader of the Autobots. He is a wise, a skilled brawler, and dedicated leader, not perfect, but a good leader, he and his fellow Autobots, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet, they seek to find the AllSpark, and protect it from Decepticon hands at all costs.
We should all try to be like him
I met Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007!
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a fraud who murdered the primes
Sentinel Prime: Time to extend the miner's work again for the 200,719,860th time in a row
Someone that sleeps with a lot of boys within a short period of time and has a roster of sneaky links at one time
Iβm in my prime maya phase