pump ass

A term coined by Static Noise Podcast member Matt Chinander. It means the same thing as kick ass. Another variation is "Thrust Butt", coined by fellow podcast member Alex.

Andres: What do you think of Let Yourself Go?
Matt: Very pump ass.

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love pump

A man who says he loves a women to get her into bed/to sleep with her

Oh my god Zim is such a love pump, i cant believe that girl fell for his charm

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Pump Kin

To commit incest on Halloween. It came from a Jerry Springer show episode.

Man in the audience: Hey I got a question for Joey; What do you to celibrate Halloween pump-kin?

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fist pump

Amazing dance move that involves pumping ones fist to the beat of frat rock/80s/hair metal/etc. Often used late at night and in a drunken state.

The fratstar had an amazing fist pump.

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penis pump

a pump which inlarges your penis

katherine: your penis is so small , i dont like that !
daniel: well i cant help it
katherine: well here, use this penis pump!

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Double Pump

to penetrate the vagina twice in two quick bursts

"im going to double pump you bitch"

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douche pump

A name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. Most often used by Philadelphia Flyers fans.

"Okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three...1, 2,... 'Hey down in front you douche pump'"

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