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ranch-hand

A leader who will do anything to accomplish their goals. This is especially the case when it causes the suffering and painful death of people, including their constituents.

(Origin: Operation Ranch Hand)

Hello, I am Commander "Ranch-Hand" Smith. I am best known for pushing one of my privates into the line of fire to use as a distraction to escape.

by PresidentMarena August 10, 2021


girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Danny: do you like ranch
Lindsey: yes, in fact I am part of a cult called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 5, 2021


girls who eat ranch

People of the female gender who have consumed or continuously consume ranch dressing

Boy: Do like ranch?
Girl: yes I am part of a club called girls who eat ranch

by RogueSoul22 January 5, 2021


ranch sandwich

The act of jizzing on 2 slices of bread and feeding it to your own mother.

I gave my mommy a ranch sandwich

by Linguini da sauce February 14, 2017


Ram Ranch 202

The much anticipated 202nd entry in the Ram Ranch series where a war breaks out of epic proportions at Malibu Beach. The US Army, along with the 40 naked niggers board the cock ship to rescue the Ram Ranch cowboys when they find Thor fucking Batman, and decide to join in. As they go deeper into the cock ship, they find Keanu Reeves fucking Andalla in a similar way to Thor and Batman. Later on again, they find Spider-Man fucking the shit out of Prince Harry. This is truly the most ambitious crossover in the history of media itself.

"Ram Ranch 202 is the best song ever created, don't you agree?"

"Hell yeah."

by Ram Ranch Cowboy October 18, 2020

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slug on ranch

A dumbass who just shouts random shit in video games with his dumbass friends. Can also mean a complete goofy ahh need mor bullets mofo

Man, that n*gga is a slug on ranch.

by DrKize January 31, 2024


Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 6, 2021