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Someone so ugly or torn up, they look like a huge pile of dookie on the side of the road!
Ooo bruh, I saw Turquois'e today and she be lookin like Road Dookie!
A person or persons that block the road or highway by going too slow. This person is normally seen driving a Honda or Kia
Hey road tampon get out of the left lane or pass the guy
Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.
Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!
Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!
*A short while later*
Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.
Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.
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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!
Hard-core threesome with three blokes and the middle man giving the front man a reach around during this vile sex act.
Hey Jimmy how about a road train. No Barry you hurt my ass last time and I pulled my wrist.
The act of cycling for long periods of time over poorly kept roads, where the surface causes significant bruising to your body, particularly your genitals.
My body is destroyed, I've been completely Road Raped.
Trust me the road surface was shit; I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of having your pelvis destroyed over the course of 4 hours other than feeling Road Raped.
Worrin road is the biggest shithole of them all, it is worse than the favelas in Brazil. Callum Cushen lives on this road and quite frankly it’s embarrassing. This guy is special and says some stupid stuff
“Callum where tf do you live”
“Worrin road”
“🤮”
A long, shitty car that is low to the ground and bottoms out even on flat, straight surfaces usually from lack of working shock absorbers. It sometimes is accompanied by mismatched tires, and doors. Also duct tape, and bungee cords may be visible. The car will most likely be traveling to Walmart, or an auto parts flea market.
Damn dude! Did you see that road sled just pass us?