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hand rule

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/CauchyLorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.

Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.

Person 2: Eh, they're too large.

Person 1: Nonsense!

Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.

by Prof. Munchie March 14, 2014


The Puma Rule

When a player in a game uses extremely excessive force such as tackling in flag football. Like that of a puma.

Dude he just did the puma rule on him and knocked him out cold.

He should be suspended for the puma rule.

by Goochey November 06, 2020


Rule 6783

You can't kill mom

You can hurt mom accidentally, but you can't hurt her purposefully as that would be breaking Rule 6783

by Mom killer 69 October 10, 2021


period rules

here are some basic rules for guys when girls have their periods:
do not make eye contact

stay at least 10 feet away
do not make any conversation if you would like to keep your face in its current state

guy: hey babe
girl: if you dont back up by the count of ten, i will rip your nuts off!!!
guy: ok hun, bye
guy: i just broke the period rules

by gymgirl12 February 15, 2012


Rule-H

The Truth Can Hurt

Rule-H,Of course the Truth can Hurt.Truth is like a baseball.Get hit in the head or a soft-spot it can hurt like hell.But if you Spit all over it,and Knuckle-Ball it,It can be Funny as hell.

by Waboa February 06, 2009


Rule of the Mountain

Rule that when two people are splitting something, one of them gets to cut/divide it and the other gets to pick which half they want.

According to the Rule of the Mountain, you can split our cookie in two, but then I get to pick which piece I want!

by leggons May 01, 2015


Rule Of Hamilton

The rule of hamilton is when someone is saying that he or his team are struggling, but they arent.

" At the moment I don't think we will be competing for wins" - Thats what he said, its the rule of hamilton dude!

by Ceyror March 15, 2022