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An alcoholic drink: one part of kalhua and three parts of vodka; serve in a tumbler glass with plenty of ice cubes
Black Russian is great for after dinner
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a rather disgusting thing that certain, strange, people do.
Its where a guy eats out a girl while she is on her period, Then proceeds to make out with her, while the substance(s) are still in his mouth, or her mouth, whatever floats your boat, and she swallows said substances.
Johnny: did you hear about how Carly got a Russian Peppermint from Carl?
Matt : ew ew ew...thats sick dude....
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When a guy gives a chick vodka until she starts to puke. As the puke flies (the chipped up wood) he then puts his penis (the wood) in her anus (the wood-chipper) while making a loud chainsaw noise
Paul's wood was totally too big, so he invited Becky over for some white russians. The neighbors deck smelt gross after Paul gave Becky a russian woodchipper out the back door.
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Any person who does not immediately believe everything that the US/NATO/EU/Ukraine says about Russia on the internet.
Person 1: "Did you know that Russian soldiers like to eat Ukrainian babies ?!"
Person 2: "That sounds ridiculous, I do not believe you"
Person 1: "Woooow, you are a Russian bot"
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When you let the enemy invade half of your country, while you wait for winter to kill them all.
Napoleon, Hitler, any invader of the motherland. Russian victories.
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Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Vodka.
The party was fucking insane
Yeah it was good, woke up to a Russian morning though, I felt like shit.
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When you say you're not going to penetrate someone anally, do it anyway, then claim you hadn't afterwards even when presented with proof.
I told him I wasn't ready for it, but when we were going at it I gave him the ol' Russian ambassador . Gaslighting is fun!
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