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Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.

The Rusty Humphries Radio show.

by Non Urban July 11, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty venture

When you jerk off so much you dick gets all red and sore.

Dean gave himself a rusty venture to the thought of Triana ever night.

by ratnest November 24, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty rainbow

n. When a younger homosexual man is penetrated from both ends (e.g. spitroasted) by two considerably older gentlemen.

"Bruce and Peter sure gave Steve the ol' rusty rainbow Friday night at Cameron's Audrey Hepburn party. I heard they broke the handicapped toilet bar and were snorting crushed viagra off Steve's back!"

by dcdenizen January 26, 2016

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Pelican

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, then sticks his penis in her pussy(while she's on her rag), and finishes by cumming in her throat.

When losing everthing to crack, and having glazed dick-resin on your chest wasn't bottom enough, we gave that whore a Rusty Pelican.

by The Resinators September 1, 2013

22๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty iPhone

When you take someone's iPhone and shit on it , then rub it in their face.

"Dude I totally gave bartholamue a rusty iPhone"

by bartholamue April 30, 2013


Rusty Trombonepede

A group of males performing a rusty trombone in a continuous circle.

Those dudes are in a rusty trombonepede!

by BarkAndMarry May 11, 2017


Rusty Accordion

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a woman bends over allowing a guy or girl to tongue the woman's anus while reaching up through her legs and fingering her clitoris.

All Beth has to do is bend over and say, "Time to play that rusty accordion."

by goldengash August 26, 2022