salted pill

cum, semen, jizz, etc. God's lapdog has blowjob lips, apparently.

"like a salted pill, so easy to swallow" -adam pascal, songs of old

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salt and pepper

when a woman allows her enormous boobs to hang out so much that it looks trashy and slutty

(Sitting in a diner, talking casually, one of the gentlemen looks over yonder and nods his head in dissapointment.)
David: Mike, what are you shaking your head at?
Mike: David, I always feel so deppressed when a woman has salt and pepper.
William Sledd (aka the coolest gay man ever):Oh I know, me too Mike, that woman should never let them hang out that far.

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pure salt

If you think something/someome looks good.

Mate, them kicks are pure salt.

That girl looks pure salt right now.

I'm looking pure salt.

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sea salt

when a kid is so salty that he is not only mad but screams higher than 80 decibels directly into the mic giving people a BLOODY EAR

the kid was so sea salty after getting noscoped he screamed into the mic and was kicked
we will never hear from him again

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Salt peter

another name for cum, or man juice

The girl that sucked me off las night was so bad i just had to
spray my salt peter up her nostral

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pass the salt

The punch line to a joke in which the teller tries to get the "tellee" to laugh at a joke that isn't funny.

Two penguins are sitting in the tub. The boy's in the front and the girls in the back. The boy turns around and says "pass the salt"

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salt week

The week before a vacation in which all students become exceeding salty and toxic

Person 1: bruh why are y’all teachers makin’ us do work, it’s the week before vacation

Person 2: dude calm down it’s salt week

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