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Can you speak english is a dude from Indonesia or whatever he is from saying can you speak english and some dude reply’s fuck you.
Some dude:лвлвлуулшушушушушhehsshsjsjdnnfnfhehehdhehw
Some other dude: “Can you speak english?”
That dude who is nit speaking English: “FUCK YOU!”
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to ask a prostitute if she will have anal sex with you.
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To speak of a conversation that is imaginative and yet hypothetical and that is not a waste of time to speak about
I love to have hypothetical speaking imagination conversations with my friends.
Used for someone (essentially females) who’s fluent at sarcasm/ very good at being sarcastic/ a sharp-witted woman
A: Are you having fun at this party?
B: Oh yes I’m loving it, it’s the best day of my life, being sidelined by my very date, standing here all alone, best day ever!
A: Ooh she speaks French!
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*whispered*
two-thousand-sixteen
2016
"Remember when we went to DC?"
"Shhh, we do not speak of that year."
"What year?"
"THE YEAR WE DO NOT SPEAK OF."
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it means when a person is talking but nobody can understand what they are saying
What did he say? He might as well speak Greek with a Roman accent.
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One of the most important principles of Big Dick Diplomacy. The term was coined on January 26, 1900 by Theodore Roosevelt when his coworker expressed his frustration of not being able to get laid. Roosevelt proclaimed, "Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid." He took Roosevelt's advice, although it has never been officially confirmed if he got laid.
Coworker: "Why can't I get laid?, I always get rejected."
Roosevelt: "Next time you get rejected try using Big Dick Diplomacy. Speak softly and carry a big dick, you will get laid."
Coworker (5 minutes later): "Thanks for the advice, I just got laid."
Roosevelt: "Awesome, I told you it works."