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touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022


save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow

have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?

by bluea May 8, 2024


how to save a life

a song that goes something like this

u u stare right in through some window to Ur right as he goes left u stay right between the lines of fear and blame u behind to wonder why u came
where did I go wrong I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness and I would've stayed up with u all night if I knew how to save a life. There is more lyrics but u can't remember the rest of them

random person: Searches up how to save a life on urban dictionary for some reason
random person: wait I never knew that was a song

by random sad human December 21, 2022


Cap'n save a hoe

An act of serious infidelity.

Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.

by Dawnrazor February 14, 2020


save a fake quarter

When you emulate a shitty arcade game

Me: This game sucks ass. I'd rather save a fake quarter.

by gayzad July 26, 2023


to save your Obamatanic

(related to, but different from, to save your sinking Titanic):

a) to be concerned, at any and all costs, about your political legacy once you leave political office, even if said legacy may be a negative one

b)to save your own political legacy, even it means caring somewhat less about the future of your political party

only G-d may know how to even try to save your Obamatanic , both definitions a) and b) in the case of President Obama in 2016

by Sexydimma December 11, 2016


Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 24, 2022