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The ascending scale at which men judge other women.
1 being the lowest value, 10 being the highest.
Can be affected and altered due to many different situations, including alcohol, various hallucinogens, states of depression, horniness, et cetera.
Interestingly enough, the scale will vary from male to male.
"Yo check out that 8.7 man, 1 o'clock."
"All's I see is a 6.5 on my 10 Point Scale, chach.
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A scale of rating girls from 1-10. However, no girl (regardless of how hot) can ever reach a 10; also, black chicks get a disadvantage and can never reach 5
PersonA: "Hey, what do you think of megan fox?"
PersonB: "On Victor's scale... she's a 7"
PersonA: "How about beyonce?"
PersonB: "...3"
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It can be employed as an audio cue to determine the level of threat which Lancastrians are experiencing.
The scale is 1 to 5, 5 being of the most perilous of situations.
1: What is that?
2: T'ah fuck is that?
3: Fuck That!
4: Fuck!!
5: Fuck this shit i'm out...
C'mon now t'ah fuck is that smell of piss in me room?
2 on the Lancastrian Danger scale - moderate to low risk.
A movie with many plot hole, a high edit bugdget, and other confusing things, its almost like the people who directed it were high off of crack
p1: have you ever heard of scales: mermaids are real ?
p2: oh yeah,the movie where the main character is a derranged murder
p1: and a mermaid
Some one going crazy on another person
When my homeboy gets out he is going to go off the Richter scale about his kids
When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.
Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS
"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"
"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"
"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego
At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"
"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.
Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"
10- craziest bitch you've ever met
9- crazy stalker girl who messes with your relationships
8-will definitely hurt you if you even think about another girl, will kill the other girl you thought about.
7- burns your favorite jacket when you break up with her
6- you can smell the crazy coming off of her
5- average girl, still pretty crazy.
4- chill af girl
3- i think she is a dude shes so chill
2- i definitely see a bulge down there
1- thats definitely a man.
guy 1: so thats my girl
guy 2: dude shes a 9 on the woman crazy scale. better watch out
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