Seasonal Friend

A friend who seems to always want to do something during one season (summer, for example), then seems to drop off the face of the earth once the other season rolls around for one reason or another (perhaps school).

One way to mitigate this type of friend is to share in common interests during more than just the months where they seem to have the most time.

"Man, Tanner hasn't wanted to do anything in ages."
"yeah, I know that feel."
"Darn Seasonal Friends."

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Cuffing Season

The worst time of the year

Darren: Hey bro, you good?

Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season

Darren: Fuck

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Open Season

When alll the girls you and your friends have a sexual intrest in and or dating become open for any random jobber to bone.

Dude, since its fuckin open season, I went and fucked the fuckin roast beef out of evan's women.

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silly season

any time when the silly things people do are frequently reported in the media

You know its silly season when the odd news section is chock full of new articles.

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Seasoned Gamers

A group of individuals who gather online, typically on xbox live, who share homo-erotic tendencies and like to talk about who penis is bigger, though all but a few lack the intelligence required to actually measure.

Hey mate, that's so Seasoned Gamers, now blow me.

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gassing season

The time between January and June 23rd when your peers over emphasizes achievements in your life even when they aren't that great

Stop gassing Tito it's not even gassing season

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seasoned food

something white people wont have

Damn bro yo food is not seasoned food

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