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it’s when you are doing excerises and then you go into shock for a few seconds and you zone out. Feels like time stopping
Omg I was working out and then my body went into irritable body shock
One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
The shock experienced when one re-enters reality immediately after having an orgasm. It's characterized by a lack of sexual desire and a renewed fear of getting caught masturbating/having sex.
I didn't realize my brother was in the room next-door until I had my post-orgasm shock. He must of heard me masturbating.
Me: (slows down penetration)
Sally: Come on!! Harder!!
Me: Sorry I already had my orgasm, so I now lack motivation to keep on going! And plus, the bed is squeaking really loud!
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The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.
The result of a Splurge.
Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?
Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.
Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.
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When someone laughs really hard, and then stops. And then shortly after laughs at it again. Also known as a "laughter relapse"
1 guy:Horse!
2 guy: hahahahaha!
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"Wanna go out for drinks?"
"Nah, I wanna Batman G-shock"
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This describes the feeling you get when you get mad at something, then later have no harsh feelings towards it, such as a video game.
"Dude, i was playing Halo 2's single player campaign, i was about to beat the level, when an elite came from behind me and killed me. I was so mad i through my controller out the window. A few hours later, i played the game as though this event never happened, and i was happy. It was like some form of shock and awe.
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