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Something or someone being so horrible the sight of it immediately made their dick soft.
“Wow that picture shrimped me up.”
“That bitch shrimped me up.”
The act of bending your girl over and nailing her from behind as she tries to eat Honey Walnut Shrimp from Panda Express.
Damn, Stephanie made a huge mess on the bed when I boney walnut shrimped her last night.
The Butterfly Shrimp kick is a last resort for Buddhist monks to defend themselves and their monestarys. It is when a monk leaps into the air and driving their foot down through the enemies body down the center of it but intentionally leaving the spine intact, the victim then falls with the body resembling butterfly Shrimp. (It also considered a war crime in most Eastern countries).
My father was in the Chinese army and when he attacked a Buddhist monestary they killed him with the Butterfly Shrimp Kick.
An undersized penis
“Hey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick”
Literally just food. You came here from teen titans go I’m guessing.
Bill: WOW I just watched some Teen Titans GO
John: What did you see that was so exciting?
Bill: I saw some food called Shrimps and Prime Ribs!
John: We can make that sometime!
Antonym to "pimp my ride", referring to any act or omission which has the effect of diminishing a pimp's standing, either through one-upmanship or cool indifference.
"Carefu, now: Fly Betty gonna shrimp yo pride out deh on d'dance flo' nigga." "Fo'-sho', fo'-sho, Dawg! But I put that shrimp back on d'Barbie tonight at d'crib."
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Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.
Waiter: What can I get you guy?
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)
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