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A sexual fetish involving the fantasy of performing sexual acts on or with a person while they are asleep. The reverse fantasy is of having someone perform sexual acts on or with you while you are asleep.
I would love it if my husband would sleep assault me.
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Netflix and Chill for married couples, see also married netflix and chill
H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.
To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.
Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.
The catch up sleep your body forces (sleeping through alarms, etc) for staying up too late for multiple days in a row.
Man I slept for 12 hours and missed my appointment, I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing games three nights in a row. Sleep tax is a bitch.
The instinctual desire of your body to sleep above any other activity. This is recognised most easily when lying next to a horny, ambitious and less sleepy partner. However, it is sometimes experienced among bored master-baters and in this case, it's time to rethink one's life.
As I get older, my sex drive is the same...it's just that my sleep drive has gone up.
Sleep wall • noun • that feeling you get when you feel like you're going to fall asleep but then it passes and you're fine. Often afflicts those with PopTart deficiencies. Those who do not suffer from sleep walls are known to be excellent spellers. Causes include watching too much Dexter and Breaking Bad. Tennis players are at high risk.
"Dude, you hit a sleep wall. You should eat some PopTarts and stop watching so much Dexter..."
"I do not have sleep walls, because I am good at anagrams and can define the word 'retrogress'."
When you have nothing really important to do, so you temporarily shut down your brain and daydream, a bit like a computer.
Brian: What's wrong?
Zach: Ugh, Will was totally in sleep mode during my presentation. IT WAS IMPORTANT!
Brian: LOL.
Zach: Shut up, you dick.