a phrase used when u want to have a quickie with ur boyfriend or girlfriend
male 1," wat u doing tonite cuz!?"
male 2," im calling up my girl for some slide-thru tonite!"
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The act of cumming on a girls back after fucking her doggy style with her head shoved down. Then you proceed to slide down her back, ending with your ass and balls on the back of her head.
I did a reverse water slide on your girlfriend last night. She had a brown streak leading all the way to her mouth, where I slowly messaged my balls into her eyes.
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A Russian Slide is when someone in a motor vehicle crosses several lanes of traffic without looking first, or using a turn signal.
Bro that guy just did a Russian slide across 7 lanes of traffic. He deserves the injuries he sustained in that accident but the children didn't.
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After closing down the bars and realizing that you are too drunk to drive, the only way to get home is to lean against a building and slide your shoulder along the side to remain upright while moving in a forward direction.
"I got so drunk downtown last night, the only way I could get back was to slide home on the windows of the storefronts.
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when u perform an atomic bomb while you have diarrhea and someone is on toilet
the other day i climbed on top of the stall like a ninja dropped a mud slide
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The act of pulling out into traffic in front of a fast moving vehicle when traffic is very light, forcing it to brake hard or other take evasive maneuvers. Usually performed by piece of shit pick-up trucks pulling onto a highway from a country road, but this is not a requirement.
Cletus, on his way to buy a lottery ticket and a pack of smokes,pulled a Hoosier slide on me at 5:30AM this morning making me lock my brakes in panic so I didn't rear end him. I was the only car on the highway at the time.
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When a guy shits on a girls back, and uses said shit as lube. The guy then gets a running start, dives onto the girls back and slides up the back, like a slip and slide.
Hey yo girl, lay down so I can pull off a shit and slide right quick.
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