A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.
Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.
When a girl puts a finger inside of herself and proceeds to shove said finger into another person's ear. (Like a wet Willy, but not with spit)
Yeah man, she caught me off guard as hell and gave me a slippery hook. My ear smelled like the ocean for a week.
Putting lubricant or jello into a Dutch bros child sized cup and masturbating with it. Commonly done by males occasionally done with women but putting lubricant on the outside and inserting into the vagina.
"Oh no this Dutch bros cup has lube inside... he must have used it for the slippery Dutch again"
where one chases a wet pig through a field and tries to mount it
hey you guys wanna play slippery pig out back
When you go to taco bell with your girlfriend and then you meet up with your friends and have a gang bang, however, if it's after you all pump cum into all her holes and she shits, it's a slippery toad
Oh man, we was doing my girlfriend last night and suddenly she did a slippery toad. My mom is gonna kill me if she finds out she shit in the carpet.
Jordan Hepburn is a Slippery twat tickler
While having Happy Love Time with your significant “Brother” In the doggy style position, Slap the back of his head and shove a fistful of sand in his anus and twist and turn until he screams Sandy Cheeks
Hey Mikey, remember that time I gave you a Slippery Sandy in the back of the trailer. And you screamed so loud that Joe heard you say Sandy Cheeks and we got caught.