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A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.
A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet
P1 we have get a new toilet
P2 why
P1 because I took a smash poo
P2 what the fuck is a smash poo
P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet
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When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.
“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"
the term used by boys to describe the tongue kisses he has with his girl friend
you know what would convince me to spill? spit swapping and tongue smashing could definitely do it. but hey, how would i know?
When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.
Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates
before penatraing a girl you slap your penis repatedly on the outer vagina.
dude last night i tottaly fillip smashed a girl last night it was great.