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When a person sneezes an his bros are too autistic to say god bless you.
Samuel: *sneezes*
Juan: Lmao You Sneezed!
Samuel: Thanks..?
A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.
Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -
You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.
A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole
Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver
A piece of glass to protect the buffet food
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
One who steals away a sneeze by saying bless you too early.
You just had to say bless you, didn't you? You damn sneeze thief.
When someone practicing boofing a substance accidentally sneezes and ejects said substance out of their anus.
I was trying to boof but it ended up as a gorilla sneeze
When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.
Man, I hate getting sneeze cucked!