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This special kind of artistic ability stems from the all to familiar "Press Play DJ" style of DJing. With the advancement of technology and specifically with the invention of CDJ's, the fine art of staying in the groove for less than 1 Minute (Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching, etc) is easily possible with some pre-production skills and your favorite DAW. Now you too can become a Faux Limit Soldier. You don't like that intro? cut it out! You think the ending should be in
the front? PUT IT IN THE FRONT! You want to blend Sandstorm into the biggest Dubstep drop on the planet? PRE-PRO Bro! If you can cut a pizza, you can cut up the emotional integrity of any song you choose. What are you waiting for? Go ruin someones hard work today!
Jim: Hey man this EDM music is bangin bro!
Bob: Its just EDM bro.
Jim: Yeah EDM music dude, I know.
Bob: Nevermind, what amazing tale do you have for me now Jim?
Jim: I know you say all these guys are Faux DJ's, but seriously I just heard DJ Kumquat lay down 35 tracks in an hour!
Bob: F*** him, no he didn't!
Jim: Dude I swear on my life bro. Dude then like half way through his set some other DJ's came out and they hugged and danced and they all talked on the mic for bit. It was beautiful man!
Bob: This all happened in a matter of 1 hour?
Jim: Yeah it was a 1 hour set.
Bob: Ok Jim are you sitting down?
Jim: I am now, whats up? Faux DJ's again? I knew it!
Bob: Faux DJ's again Jim. What your hearing may sound good to the uninformed , but actually these Faux DJ's take as many tracks as they can and cut them down to 2 minute sections, buildup drop, buildup drop. Its like playing Breaks, but Faux DJ's have taken the human error out of the mix. Some Faux DJ's even pre-produce the transitions so it sounds like amazing things are happening. But in reality they are just limiting themselves, by removing the dynamics of what a DJ does. In the Rap game there used to be guys with No Limits. today in DJing we have the Faux Limit Soldier guys who set limits right out the gate, because having real skills is tough, and making extra sure no one hears the human error is very important into fooling an unknowing crowd.
A colloquial term referring to a Black male who predominantly engages in sexual relationships with white women.
It's crazy how all these black d1 athletes are a bunch of winter soldiers!!
A sexual maneuver where the entire platoon drops bombs on a loaf of bread and then feeds it to somebody’s mother. Also known as a mayo sandwich
When jen visits the army base you know the soldier train isn’t far behind
A tattoo covered subterranean who obsesses over blackout on Xbox. Spends every waking hour looting houses and the backpacks of fallen adversaries. Known for dropping in the same spot everytime and complaining about there not being a backpack. Also known for demeaning teammates when they don't win in duos. The type of teammates that will call you all day, starting at 4 am, until sundown to play and then rage out when things go south. A gamer who has to grow on you before you can stand the sound of their raspy voice in game chat. A winner in the digital world; but, a real degenerate scumbags loser overall.
I used to.really like video games. Now every time I turn my box on some scummy digital Pigeon soldier sends me a barrage of invites.
A day that soldiers should be given gifts and appreciated for there hardships
give soldiers something useful that they want on soldier appreciation day
Slang term for someone copying you, same as me soldier
If someone has copied what your wearing or what you have said etc "so your a sesame soldier are you?"
A way of saying someone is a loyal prostitute.
That girl Tammy is a true corner Soldier, and gets my money in, on time.