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sour johnson

When a person takes a shot of lemon juice, and then gives their significant other a blowjob.

Oh man my girl gave me a sour johnson last week. It started out amazing, but I haven't been able to pee since.

by bldaw November 25, 2014


ate a sour mouse

Looks like a very stuck up, pissed off person; unapproachable

I was going to talk to that lady but she looks like she ate a sour mouse

by Blonde3456 August 20, 2022


sour pile

A batch of jenkem made and seasoned with lemon smuggled from the chow hall.

I cant wait for steve to finish this batch of sour pile so i can get high as fuck.

by Sour pile May 31, 2017


sour poon

n./adj. A woman that is bitter toward sexual activity. Synonyms: ice queen, prude,frigid.

Fred didn't get any because that girl he was trying to hookup with was a real Sour Poon.

by CrisMikeHunt February 25, 2016


sweet n sour

A ubar nice chick, who is got a mad body.

Damm i wish she liked me as much i like her

by :D November 4, 2003


Got the new sour ?

A saying that is used to ask someone if they have sucked someones dick.
Because semen tastes very very sour, and it's flavor is called "new sour".

How did your date go? Got the new sour ?

by Judge dredd7 September 10, 2011


Sour Puss

A Man who acts up or changes his behavior to impress women even if it makes him look like a idiot.
Men like this are usually referred to has "catty" or "beggy". They also tend to violate or disrespect other men in order to achieve this aswell.

"Why does this guy only behave like this when women are in his presence?"

"He's a sour puss that's why!"

by Arron j smith September 17, 2021