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The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.
Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.
Bro I was giving my girl a Spanish cowboy last night and I completely covered her face!
this means you started talking to your friend, but nwither of you fuys remembered the convo within 5 hours therfor its a spanish agreement
boy “ honestly…. end of day you bad as fuck
and ill always support you in spanish agreements”
girl *nothing*
spanish is better than French since yes
A Spanish Inquisition is when someone puts some part of their body in your butthole suddenly and without warning. Based on Monty Python’s “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition”.
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
Talking and the Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition