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Shakel's Sperm

The fastest sperm in the entire world

"Shakel's sperm is faster than the speed of light!"

by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012

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SPERM AWAY

Another term for a drunk bunch of lads streaking accross a field.

its to cold to sperm away !

by Sasha 123 October 28, 2007

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Sperm bridge

An impressive arch achieved during ejaculation over a partner. Copious amounts of ejactulate is required to make the bridge shape. It must run from pelvis to chest.

Man I shot a sperm bridge over your mum last night.

by Kidda101 December 12, 2013

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sperm poisoning

Slang term for becoming pregnant

Sarah looks like she got sperm poisoning

by Xx Francis Crick Xx April 7, 2016

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sperm reciprocal

(noun) A reciprocal for sperm; an opening, commonly an orifice, into which men commonly deposit sperm.

Examples: cunts, colons, mouths

Your mother may not look so tasty now, but at one point your father saw her as a wondrous sperm reciprocal.
Your existence is a testament to this.

Though born with a cleft palate, Anastasia rarely hesitated to offer up her agape mandable as any drifter's sperm reciprocal.



by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008

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powerful sperm

a term used for when a guy gets a girl pregnant easily.

Girl 1: Yo you know that girl Sonya? she's pregnant a-gain by Ray.

Girl 2: For real??? how many kids she have?

Girl 1: This is #3 on the way.

Girl 1: Damn her man got some powerful sperm.

by i. rathernotsay September 5, 2011

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Mobile sperm bank

An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session

You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019