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A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.
Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.
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Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.
Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.
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The act of taking a shit and having your poop stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, Just like spiderman's web.
After chipotle I took a shit, it turned out to be a spider shit and now i need to scrape it off with a rock.
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When you want to blow your load on a girl's face but she doesn't want to take so you hold her still while she tries to break free. Thus you shoot it over her face while she tries to get away making a spiderweb on her face.
My girl didn't was it on her face but I went ahead and gave her the dance of the spider.
Good job bro!
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A aids disease transmitted via word of mouth.
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The origin of Spider-Aids is currently unknown but major bodies have contributed to the discovery of origin and based off their contributions it seems as though Spider-Aids originated from ancient Greek Maya pyramid tombstones, Patient Zero was a monk dignified in discovering his ancestral graves hidden in the depths of the Pyramid made by those who worship the Greek Goddess. Whilst searching for his ancestor's body, as he opened a tombstone a alleged spider came out from the body's mouth and lynched his web around the Monk, slowing hanging him whilst dragging him into the Tomb with the Ancestor.
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Those who have the disease known as Spider-Aids is the taco at your local gas station and a gay furbee from Toys-R-Us (recently closed)
Doctor: "You have aids."
Patient: "You mean Spider-Aids?"
Doctor: "Oh no."
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When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance
ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts
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Another ravenous beast constantly hiding for the grundle monkey. Favorite hiding place is the grundle and/or gouch. Can be used as a deregatory adjective.
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