Check splitting dominance

The edge gained by ordering lots of drinks, every course and the most expensive items on the menu when you know the restaurant bill is to be shared...

Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.

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split my gooch

1) The phrase used to express injury in general

2) Something you say when you're really fucking angry

3) When you're skateboarding, riding a horse, or simply fucking too hard and you rip the seam between your testicles and your asshole

4) An alternate term for fucking

1) Jesus: What the fuck did you do to your knee?

Noah: I split my gooch man!

2) "That really splits my gooch!"

3) "Dude, I nailed the 50-50 off that rail, but I came down on my board and split my gooch."

4) Jebediah: There's a lot of gooch to split in this club tonight.

Moses: Isn't that why we came to the gay club?

Trip N Split

At the height of a party with a bunch of friends, all of the sudden one of your friends gets so wasted, he/she feels uncomfortable (for some reason or another), and leaves unannounced through the back door.

Homie 1: "Hey what the fuck happened to Tim?"
Homie 2: "I don't know, he probably trip n split."

Split Them Cheeks

a human body has 2 sets of cheeks: face cheeks and booty cheeks. split them cheeks has a double meaning depending on who you say it to. if it's a hot girl that's dtf, split them cheeks and go in. if it's a sad person, split them cheeks and show that pretty smile.

split them cheeks is also a group on facebook, twitter, instagram, etc started by the cheek splitters based out of washington, dc. facebook.com/splitthemcheeks #splitthemcheeks @splitthemcheeks

boy: split them cheeks!
girl: ew you're rude
boy: i meant show your beautiful smile :)
girl: awww, so sweet. what's your name?

and then proceed to split them cheeks that night.

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I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

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Banana Split

(noun): When a male is with a female, and she has banana tits, male proceeds to add chocolate and marshmallow sauces.

Evan gave Mari a banana split by shitting and ejaculating all over her banana tits.

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split yo wig

To kill an enemy, primarily by means of blunt trauma or gunshot wound to the head. Origin: Memphis, TN

Keep f---in aroud, Ima split yo wig, ho.
You gone get yo wig split.

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