A fat, unkempt woman whom vacuums up cum every chance she gets.
“Where’d becca go”?
“I saw that gravy sponge headin to the men’s restroom with some rando.”
Noun. A woman named amber is a fun sponge . Takes the fun out of everything
Someone who soaks up all of the fun.
Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?
Yannick - yeah a real egg.
Commonly referring to the pads of non-working lame excuse for a cleaning tool otherwise known as Shamwow.
It's a fucking Jesus Christ Sponge! Run from the soakage!
The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.
Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.
1) To fail fantastically right out of the gate... like as if you were to use a new sponge to clean a cheesy mess, instantly ruining both the sponge and any chance of a successful cleaning of the cheesy mess.
All you had to do was clean the dishes... but all you did was totally cheese the sponge!
Someone whom pisses you off, does something stupid, or someone who has loose morals.
That Fuck Sponge just brake checked me!