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The art of understanding spongebob memes, phrases, and other miscellaneous spongebob topics
Guy getting jacked off.
Guy: firmly grasp it
Girl: i see you speak in sponge tongues.
Guy: marry me
A phrase used for when a person is too soft and sucks up to people a lot.
Jeff: Bruh, you sponge it up too much.
Todd: Yeah, but only to Natalie...
The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.
It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.
When you are reverse face fucking your girl and you place one testicle over each eye.
She couldn’t see with her new sponge goggles so we nicknamed her Helen.
1. DRUGS
2. Eating and bottle bucking at the same time
Hey dude, I live for the bottle sponge!
Where the children of the middle class congregate.
Aww man yaams is just sponge city
A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.
"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"