Super Squirt September

In light of 2017's No Nut November, which led to Destroy Dick December, and then to No Finger February, Super Squirt September is a challenge for women during September to orgasm a number of times equal to the date in September.

Girl 1: Are you attempting Super Squirt September?
Girl 2: You know I am. This is one great month.

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squirt n scram

Making a quick stop somewhere (usually a friends house) to take a shit and then leave right after

yo man, i hate to squirt n scram....but i gotta go, and then i gotta go

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Regurgitated Pussy Squirt

I matter of vagina mess that is vomited when a man sucks in all the pussy juice...or just a fucking dickface.

1) Ugh, that regurgitated pussy squirt is leaving a horrible aftertaste.

2) Dude, just shut the fuck up you regurgitated pussy squirt.

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choo choo squirt

when a male/female places their mouth on pussy lips and blows into them making a "choo choo" sound, causing the female to SQUIRT !!!!!

example 1)

Katelyn- "Hey dana im gonna make you choo choo squirt tonight babbbbyyy ;)"
example 2)
Joe- *choo choo*

Novi- "OOOOOO FUCK I JUST CHOO CHOO SQUIRTED"

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Tallahassee Hershey Squirt

After consuming at least 4 chalupas from your local Taco Bell, politely asking your significant other to indulge in your genitalia. If lucky, said significant other will force you to release the entire content of your intestines all over your room while simultaneously ejaculating on their face.

"my girl gave me the best Tallahassee Hershey Squirt"

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Flirt, Squirt and Skirt

The act of courting and knocking up a girl, then immediately leaving them to be a single mom.

Tom - What happened to Angela? She used to get tons of boyfriends.
Brad - Jack gave her the flirt, squirt and skirt
Tom - Oh, damaged goods then. What a shame...

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qeef squirt juice

The definiton of qeef squirt juice is when you fart from your vagina and green brown poop comes out to.

You usally get this when eat alot of beans and put hot sauce and ketchup on them.

This could be very dangerous if you get a qeef squirt juice in school. kids will make fun of you -_-

OH MAN ! ; i got smelly qeef squirt juice in my pants;
i shouldnt of had those beans with hot sauce and ketchup on them =\

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