When you post a lame/dumb/obnoxious status and somebody leaves a comment on it that garners more "likes" than the status itself.
Matt: "That was a lame googled status Jamie had yesterday about rompers."
Alex: "I know, I mean your 'he used google' comment got more likes."
Matt: "Talk about a total status fail."
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to do something jewly or a jewish action
scotts constant penny picking is very j status
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On MySpace, when somebody comments on your status, and you then have a conversation with them on your status, but after a bit you want to change your status. Which will cause the unwanted end to the conversation, because, frankly, continuing it in a message would ruin it and/or be awkward.
Dude 1: Man, that hot chick commented my status, and we kept talking, but then I got chinese food and wanted to tell the whole world about it, but she was too hot to end the conversation.
Dude 2: You were so totally status trapped!
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a dumb girl who is afraid to get her ass jumped because she doesn't know how to handle her scandals
that chick over there she's in the pussy status
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1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is
2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole
Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."
Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."
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One who constantly comments on another's statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status
Dude, He's such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!
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The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.
snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.
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