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When you fill a spoon with lube and stick it in your orifice in order to lubricate your ass, then you continue to shovel the lube into your orifices.
Rupert: I wanted to try new things with Gertrude. What's the best way to lubricate my anus?
Mallory: The best thing is the slippery steam train, you'll be more slippery than ever before!
After pooping in a toilet, strongly force the female's face into the toilet bowl as she receives anal sex.
Person 1: Dude, i gave this slutty whore an intense steaming toilet last night!
Person 2: Did she choke your turd?
Person 1: YEAH i had to give her mouth to mouth. She almost died. The popcorn kernels and cheese got stuck in her esophagus.
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When a Taco Bell Volcano Burrito is inserted into the vaginal canal. The vaginal fluids begin to heat up and produce steam. The steam may cause extreme pain or extreme pleasure. When the process is finished the vaginal walls will peel, releasing a fresh new vagina, and leave a minor scent of Taco Bell, causing the partner to crave Taco Bell.
Steve: Your vagina makes me want Taco Bell
Becky: I know I just had a Vaginal Steam Bath
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1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.
2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.
3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.
1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.
2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.
3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!
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A group of performing automatons that currently include:
Hatchworth
The Spine
Rabbit
Past Members Include:
The Jon
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Excerpt from steampoweredgiraffe.com -
"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!
Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.
Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.
Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."
Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)
"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"
"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"
"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"
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A prank or act of revenge by taking a dump in ones dryer (with or without clothes in) and turning it on, then causing a horrific wreaking stench to travel throughout their house in just minutes. this is done without them having prior knowledge, of course.
"donnie has really been getting on my nerves lately, i think i'm going to drop a Winston Steam Chapel while he's out of town over the weekend"
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