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Any coffee that has set on the burner all day and has a scorched flavor and aroma. Tastes as if it was filtered through the briefs of a long hall trucker.
I told the waitress I'd wait on a fresh pot of coffee because I'm not a big fan of the truck stop blend.
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while doing 40 to 50 mph down small one way philly streets filled with crackheads and shoeless children you quickly tap the breaks and look both ways without slowing down at the stop signs posted every 40 yards at each intersection in philly. its also a good idea to honk your horn between and during each stop sign to alert children/crackheads/ opposing traffic of your oncoming car. dont worry about cops they do the same thing and dont bother pulling people over for traffic offenses anyway.
hey skip the philly rolling stop at the next sign i gotta dump out this dutchie.
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When you shove your whole entire foot up someone’s ass, and proceed to turn your foot at a whole 90° angle, while inside.
Did you hear what happened last week?
No?
While hanging with the boys last week Justin gave Trent a Jamaican Truck stop.
Oh shit!! No way!
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a prematurely aged tore up female prostitute, usually barefoot and overweight wearing jean shorts, a message t-shirt, and no underwear who works truck stops and will exchange sexual favors for cash, meth or unplayed scratch-off game tickets.
Becky used to pour coffee at the diner until she started doing meth. Now she's a truck stop whore with every venereal disease in the book. They could teach a course with her twat.
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The biceps of a truck stop hooker. The constant pulling motion gives the arms a signature look.
That crackhead has truck stop biceps.
An individual who thinks that he or she "runs" a bus stop. In that they will continually stare down all vehicles which pass by - in anger over their apprent car-less status. They also jockey for "first place" position in the line to get onto the bus. Bus stop dons also tend to have had a history riding both public transit and the unusual Greyhound.
"'ey man, check out that bus stop don staring you down."
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the practice (quite illegal but engaged in nevertheless) of avoiding late-night stopping while on lonely rural roads (such as in Wisconsin) by slowing down, turning off one's headlights as one approaches an intersection, scanning for the beams of other drivers' headlights, and if none are seen, speeding through the stop sign before turning the headlights back on. It can result in less driving time, or a high-speed collision with someone else doing the same time.
I was late leaving the bar and so I tore down the back roads, making a few Wisconsin rolling stops in my hurry to get home.
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