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Where you and me get everything we need, paper towels? Its there! Candy, its there! A vibrater? Its there!
Me: hey wanna go to the dollar store?
You: no why would you wanna go,
Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)
You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??
The home of hell raising Crenshaw. Watch out he’s lethal and will curse you out with one wrong move. But hold up he’s funny too when you don’t make him I’ll. I’d recommend going to the holly springs dollar store
Cashier: welcome to the dollar store, how’s it going?
Person: good till I seen Crenshaw was in here complaining about something.
A retail store that sells low-quality merchandise.
I wouldn't buy anything at that caca store because anything you buy in there will break in a day or two.
A ice store is a store that sells ice coffees, coffee and any gourmet drinks
A fragile, oxygen thieving, non-threatening fairy cornball with a greasy fringe that reeks of Autism, licks radiators to see if they’re on then smears a Mars bar all over it just so he can eat it off and walks like there’s no gravity, stuttering his way through life, fucking up absolutely everything. Spends all of his time under his scouse girlfriends thumb and has an ass that’s been rogered off her more times than a coppers walkie-talkie.
Person 1: Morning, Brandon.
Person 2: I erm, I mean, erm, well, the thing is, I D-D-D-D-D-D… I’m Brandon, Stores Admin. What’s your favourite colour?
Person 1: Okay, Brandon.
Mediocre, underwhelming, bland, unoriginal or unimpressive.
"These cookies are so store-bought."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."
This is where you pull out your tool, nut and bolt.
The act of banging a random, getting your rocks and taking off.
I gave Kelli the hardware store treatment last night, she was just wiping my load off, and I was already out the door!