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Calling a retard stupid, making them sound even more retarded. Closely related to the term: dumb idiot
A: "My helmet is blue."
B: "No, your helmet is green, you stupid retard."
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A Jon so stupid he would only be outshone by Wayne Rooney. Characterised by stupid actions and just general stupidity in life. Not a day passes where this Jon does not do something stupid. Very little awareness of his own stupidity until pointed out by acquaintances. Similar to Stupid John but spelt wrong.
"I've been sick everywhere"
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"Stupid Jon".
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To hit someone when they are not fully expecting it; in order to initiate a fight. Can not be used as a personal verb ("I'm going to jump stupid on her" or "I'm going to jump her stupid").
"I got in a fight with Markie's old girlfriend Penny over the phone yesterday." Breezy said. "I said 'Gurrrrl! If you wanna go you betta jump stupid at school tomorrow!'"
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A derrogotary term used to make a person feel like a little piece of seafood, is most effective when spoken with a south african accent whilst eating crumpets.
Louise: fetch me a crumpet
Nic: what's a crumpet?
Louise: you don't know anything you stupid prawn!
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A pharse you call your friends whenever you want to.
You are a STUPID HOE get away from me.
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A dumb female that fucks anything that moves.
Usually causes rage amongst other females which concludes with a term in the hospital for said "stupid slut".
Janelle is such a stupid slut! Let's go beat her ass!
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A stupid bitch will usually present themselves in some kind of vapid fashion that matches their vapid conversation topics. They are most often women, and regardless of gender, have rarely tried to better themselves through post-secondary education or 'the real world'.
During conversation, it becomes apparent that they don't have real interests. They discuss others, themselves, their sexual conquests, going out to the bar, and other trivial information that no one cares to hear about, or even asked about (such as how they can't hold down a job, etc.). The stupid bitch has no issue in making tacky comments about others, as well as purposely bringing up contentious subjects to provoke jealously or discomfort in whomever they are speaking to (i.e., that they once slept with your boyfriend). bitch
Stupid bitches are addicted to social networking sites and thrive on people's attention; good or bad. The stupid bitch is two-faced and lies easily. Ironically, people befriend the stupid bitch to get a good laugh. People keep the stupid bitch around so they have someone to joke about. The stupid bitch is too dumb to realize that this is the case, and mistakenly believes that she is actually well-liked.
Sleeping with the stupid bitch is risking catching something, and committing to YEARS of being stalked and having future partners harassed. So beware crazy bitch psycho bitch tacky skank. You "fuck and chuck" a stupid bitch because they do not comprehend a one night stand.
stupid bitch: "SO I HEARD ___________ SLEPT WITH __________ LIKE THEY ARE SO NOT PERFECT TOGETHER!"
level-headed person: "Wow, they're concerned about this? What a stupid bitch..."
stupid bitch: "THAT IS SO SAD, LET'S MAKE UP A RUMOUR."
level-headed person: "What a stupid bitch. That is so petty."
stupid bitch: "Oh yeah, I'mma virgin."
level-headed person: "Why the fuck have I see 3 of your sex tapes then?"
The best way to reply to the stupid bitch when provoked, is to play 'the happy person that everyone hates'. The stupid bitch actually hates their life, that is why they fervently say bitchy, irrelevant, things during conversation and feed off others' envy. Don't let them think for a second that what they say has any effect on you, other than realizing how wonderful your life is in comparison to theirs.
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