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A character in Twilight that doesn't really exist for any reason except for something for the Twitards to fight amongst each other with. The only reason he gets any attention is because he's apparently very "hot" with a goddamn six-pack or some shit. He's basically a thing to have fangirls screaming at or for in the movie.
He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE!!!!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle!!!!! SHUT UP~!!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.
{Jacob getting it on with Renesmee}
Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three!
Police officer:... :|
Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically!
Police officer:.... >:|
Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs!!
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A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”
(AKA Jacob saggytits)
Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?
You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right
You are no longer my friend Steve
Bu...
NO
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Super sexy guy rollin' on 9"; probably the most perfect person on earth.
Jacob Burns has a massive dick
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Another one of the Twilight fandom's gay little ships. One who sides with Team Jacob will:
- Prefer Jacob over Edward
- Prefer Jacob with Bella
- Prefer werewolves over vampires
Team Jacob supporters tend to be less aggressive than the Team Edward supporter, though they are not a force to be dealt with.
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Character in the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Jacob Black is a werewolf. Bella wants to have his babies. 'nuff said.
This ship may be doomed, but we J/B shippers keep on shipping. Go figure.
Jacob Black: Does my being half naked bother you?
Fandom: Yes, take the other half off.
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A Hugle who is a Priest and Has a Pointy mohawk. He is Not nihilistic and He is Bagle. Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but ppl Call his Jacob Bertrand for short. He’s Hawk in Cobra kai and He is kirby Buckets from kirby Buckets and Chip from icarly and Chip seg Tina.
Jacob Bertrand has a Big Nihilism.
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Spawned while watching Brandon Jacobs of the NY Giants running angrily - It dictates to what can be described as an open-ended, phallic definition of random sex play... you can use your imagination and get creative, but it must involve hot sauce.
Dear lord, the whole house is shaking & it smells like Franks Red Hot! ... Hector must be giving her the Angry Jacobs.
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