A common description of the weather in Southern Georgia, particularly Valdosta, in the American South, in the southeastern United States
My brother was explaining the humidity in Valdosta, Georgia and said "'Have you ever heard of 'swamp ass'?
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Swamp porn is when a person has swamp ass and is receiving anal copulation after eating four filet'O'fish sandwiches with extra tarter. The sadness and self-loathing congeal into a rather frothy lubricant. The grainy, mid-2000's cell phone quality video, will only be sexy as a thumbnail. Once you click this, you immediately regret being able to see this horrifying display of hatelove.
I can't believe you can only get off to swamp porn, that disgusting display.
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Colloquial term referring to a moose. Moose often browse in swamps and marshes, eating the tender water plants, hence the swamp reference.
The donkey part comes from the fact that they are an animal that is both tough and stubborn.
The man was well-prepared to spend a day in the forest, as he was confident that he would get to photograph a swamp donkey in its natural habitat.
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a chick that is both fat and ugly
there is not enough beer in a keg to make me want to tap that swamp donkey
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a dumb skeezer who gets drunk as shit all the time and tries to get as much dick as possible. stay away from swamp donkeys or u will get diseases on ur johnson.
Man u goin swampin tonite?
o hell naw i stay away from those dirty ass swamp donkeys.
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noun. A large land animal found in the swamps. They are three times bigger than a regular moose and have the largest genitals of all land animals. (for you innernaut)
That guy is hung like a swamp moose!
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Having sex in a heavily polluted body of water.
Neil's girlfriend got a nasty bladder infection after a swamp romp in Grand Lake.
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