Whale's Tail

When your poop is so long that the bottom tip sticks at the bottom of the toilet and the top end falls forward and slaps your testicles. Imitating being slapped like a whale's tail.

Trevor called me during dinner to tell me about his comical whale's tail. It was a Whale of a tale.

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coat-tails

A parasitic person who claims other's social, political or military success as their own

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to each other.

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Rooster Tail

When you purposefully pass gas while someone is walking directly behind you. Similar to crop dusting.

I was walking behind the security guard and he rooster tailed me

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shark tail

When you dig a girl out that's on the rag and then pull out and cock stamp her forehead leaving her with a nice shark tail stamp in plain view.

She got the narliest shark tail ever this morning.

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beaver tail

Gay men have "fag-hags" and "skirts", lesbians have their "beards". A beaver tail is the straight girl friend of a lesbian. Beaver tails often can be found out dancing at gay bars, watching movies, and just hanging out with their lesbian friends.

Lesbians love their beaver tails, especially when they are attractive.

The other night, I took my beaver tail out dancing; she had a great time!

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Lobster Tail

This is where one person takes a shit, holds it as it's about halfway out so it hangs there, then dips it in butter while someone else sucks on it.

Have you ever been Lobster Tailed?

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Duck Tail

when someone tells you about some they don't like, but secretly they like it very much. Very very much.

This fool always be talking about some duck tails about this fat chick he likes.

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