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The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.
I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.
seize the means of production.
seize: take
means of production: MoP
worker 1: Wow, our job sucks.
worker 2: Take mop?
worker 1: Hahaha. Yes, comrade.
When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.
Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.
To casually depart for greener pastures at a time when those you serve find themselves in greatest need.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thanos, Magneto, Doctor Doom, Ultron, the Chitauri and Topher Grace have joined forces and are assaulting Avengers Mansion! We need reinforcements now!
IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!
The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.
"Hey Richard, are you about done shitting? We gotta go! You better be taking a paugh!"
Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.