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The tears of the boys hearts you've broken.
Austin: what are you drinking?
Julia: boy tears
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n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant
man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."
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When a man is receiving fellatio from a woman, he extricates his penis from her mouth and sticks his erection in her eye, thrusting back and forth vigorously. Such action produces tears in the female which remain on the tip of the penis. The penis is then reintroduced into the female mouth forcing her to taste her own tears.
Jon gave Michelle the tear jerker last night and now she is wearing an eye patch and has a salty taste in her mouth.
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When you put two fingers in a girls vagina and two fingers in her ass. You then proceed to wipe your fingers just below her eyes so it looks like she has Native American war paint.
Sean was trying to fuck this one chick last night, unfortunately his penis was much too small for her so he gave her the trail of tears instead.
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A colloquialism often used to parody the Liberal tears meme that was often sold on tumblers. It is ironically meant as semen from leftist and not used much outside of 20chan and similar niche websites.
That tumbler says Leftist tears
He must be a conservative
Nah, he just likes to drink cum
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when a man ejaculates on the face a person who was once an orphan.
Come and get these orphan tears.
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The correct spelling of the holes in your face that make tears.
Hannah, you produce tears in your tear ducks.
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