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talking or being around some one so depressed you your self get depressed
melanie: im so depressed from life, it's just pointless to go on i can't stand it.
everyone within 5 feet of her : THANKS FOR GIVING US A CONTACT DEPRESSION NOW WE NEED TO GO FIND SUMTHING TO CHEER US UP
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a diagnosis for people suffering from a lack of sleep, happiness, and motivation after witnessing the horrors the precious roisa ship has gone through
after seeing what the jane the virgin writers did to break up rose and luisa AGAIN, i was suffering from some serious roisa depression
That feeling you get when a vacation nears its end.
Joe: Holy shit nigga, you best be partying 2day it be teh last day of teh vacation bro.
Bob: No thanks, I got vacation depression. I'd rather sleep all day.
Joe: Fugg mayn, you iz so ghey!! Go fugg yoself dipshit nigga!
Bob: Fuck you, and stop acting black, it's fucking annoying.
Joe: Oh... alright...
When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life
Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while
Other girl: your dick depressed
Saddness, tears... when someone asks you whats wrong you say "i don't know" because you don't know what is wrong. you feel empty and depressed.
haley: hey whats wrong?
you: idk I'm just having another depression episode
When you just feel like shit after realizing your life situation. This temporary depression will last for various amount of time depending on your case. Symptoms can include suicidal thoughts, light-headedness and headaches.
Ways to recover from temporary depression:
1. Look at your waifu or husbando
2. Remembering that depressed/ anti-social people need to stick together
Dude: You good?
Other Dude: Yea, but I was just in temporary depression.
Dude: How did you get over it?
Other Dude: I just looked at my waifu. Damn she's hot.
Dude: Nice
When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.
Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."