When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.
Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.
"Hackin Laps" is a term used to define driving around a small town in a circle. Usually covered on the main drag/ street.
Bradley : "Yeah man, lets go hackin' laps"
Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend
"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"
usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak
That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.
The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome
Also known as laptop-rap. Hip-hop with synthesizers and many elements of electronica. But with rapping. Usually composed on a laptop. See Hopster and Hipster-Hop
The DJ was a lap-rap because he used a laptop and not turntables.
This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”
Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”