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LAP: Liberal American Princess
Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness
• Favorite friend is the mirror
• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl
• Pretends not to know anything about politics.
• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.
• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.
Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen
Licking sweating vag or balls in a Columbian jungle
I did some Jungle Lapping with Aubrey in Colombia after railing a gram
Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.
Does not need it's own solo chair.
Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.
Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.
lap-aroundsss
when a hooker you pay asks you to go around the corner and lap-aroundsss as she blows you and puts her finger in your ass
The worlds best living person, the best you will ever meet. Disrespect the all mighty and face the consequences...
Layer lap is such an amazing person!