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a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.

Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!

by Justice April 23, 2005

813πŸ‘ 245πŸ‘Ž


like shooting fish in barrel

ridiculously easy (see also (as) easy as shooting fish in a barrel)

Beating that game is like shooting fish in a barrel.

by Light Joker June 24, 2005

74πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Donkey Kong Barrel Throw

You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.

donkey kong pile driver donkey kong punch donkey punch donkey kong sex

Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up

by DonkeyKONG_69 October 14, 2010

21πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Double Barrel Turd Jerkin

It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.

Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin

by Nasty Basterd July 27, 2011


a barrel full of smashed assholes

1. Used to denote a foul visual appearance; Ugly. 2. to indicate a repugnant odor; often includes the word 'unwiped'. 3.a large quantity of drunken buffoons; may indicate anger and/or cockiness. 4. May indicate anger or cockiness for an individual where appropriate.

"Gene's dog was uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"When Sheila came home from the cattle auction, she smelled like a barrel full of unwiped smashed assholes."

"Murphy's pub had a barrel full of smashed assholes."

"I've had enough of your attitude, Smitty. You're as fun as a barrel full of smashed assholes."

by Lauren P. July 20, 2005

515πŸ‘ 191πŸ‘Ž


barrel chested freedom fighter

a man who has a muscular chest whom is in the armed forces (navy, army, marines ) ; A compliment.

β€œI’m just tryna find a Barrel Chested freedom fighter to settle down with.”

β€œrelax you’ll find him we live near the navy base he won’t be to hard to find.”

by dootNootToot January 4, 2018

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Double Barrel Shotgun Nose

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.

His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

by ccharmon October 19, 2007

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