Blow Fairy

To have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. You would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there's absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess.

"Dude, I swear to G** that I got a blow job last night, but there wasn't any cum anywhere."

"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."

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Blow Fest

When multiple people in a room, each of whom is of a different ethnicity, are giving or receiving a blow job.

I walked into this room that had a blow fest goin on in it...

so i dropped my pants and joined the fun.

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blow a goat

The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.

"Go blow a goat, i hate you."

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THAT BLOWS DONKEYS

A phrase or saying that can be used when a situation or thing really sucks...badly. Can be extended to "THAT BLOWS DONKEY BALLS"...when it really sucks the big one.

Derick: I'm on call, so I probably won't make it to the concert tonight.
Maria: DUDE, That blows donkeys!

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Blow Bro

When two guys are always hanging out together and spend all of their time together in a non-homosexual way, yet their relationship is borderline homo. At parties they are always sitting on the couch together instead of beating up the beat.

Elizabeth: "Brian is really cute, would you mind getting his number for me?"

Todd: "Trust me he will never give you the light of day, he's blow bros with John. They can never be separated."

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colon blows

To terrorize your coworkers with the worst gas you can muster up. Combination of chili or chili dogs, hot wings, draft beer the night before work and four boiled eggs for breakfast should do the trick ( it also helps to hold your shirt in as long as possible as this will add to the aroma).

Man did you smell those colon blows he was dropping in the break room today it was the worst smell like something died I think I threw up in my mouth.

Chucky Blow

Overly ambitious oral sex giver gags and vomits on his cock or in her pussy then continues to give enthusiastic oral.

Giving him a Chucky Blow.