Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.
"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"
Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).
bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!
little pieces of shit who are somehow always sticky and who throw hissy fits over the tiniest inconvenience
“awh when are you gonna have children??”
“NEVER fml i despise them”
Small hell spawns that spit, cough, and yell when you don't get them the orange juice they want for their lunch, that's why they mostly end up at an orphanage.
"I'm going to send them to an orphanage if the children keep breathing."
"I think you have problems."
Unholy demons that are 3-11 year's old
Mom: oh and meet my children, Sarah, Connor, and James
Person : oh nice to meet you cursed offsprings from hell