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feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.
it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!
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You start by taking a shit on a girls face then you have you and your friends come on her face. then you fuck her throat til she pukes and then u take all the fluids and use it as anal lube. when you're done suck the fluids out of her ass and make out with her then fuck her sister in a kiddy pool full of the fluids.
definition pretty much explains it
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During the act of cunnilingus, a giver vomits into the vagina of the receiver, and continues with the act obliviously.
We hooked up last Friday, I was so drunk I gave her a Cleveland Clam Chowder
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When you ejaculate, Throw up colorful cereals, and poop on your sex partners chest.
Tiffany was dying for a Cleveland Skeet Sweater on her 7th birthday.
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She grabbed his cock, and said "hello Cleveland"!
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This is a sexual act. It is performaned when man sits on the womans, tucks his balls under his chin and then allows the penis to lay all the way down her chest to, at least, her naval.
This act can only be performed by men who have extremely generous of legth and limited girth.
"I met this girl name Sally at a rodeo. Sally said she liked my tie and wished she could have one just like it. We then went to the bedroom, took our clothes off and I gave her a tie alright: a cleveland bolo-tie, that is. She had a little trouble breathing while I sat on her face, but the pictures were priceless."
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Like a normal Pearl Necklace, but it involves feces instead of semen.
Yo, I totally gave Cindy a Cleveland Pearl Necklace last night, she really enjoyed having a poop trail on her chest!
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