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Booty fever, or glutealpyrexia, is a condition characterized by an intense, often destructive mental fixation on "the booty." A classic clinical example of a patient with booty fever is a male who has been in the presence of multiple well-endowed females for a prolonged period of time. Symptoms of booty fever include, but are not limited to, the following: increased heart rate, flushing of the skin, sweating, decreased motor control, impaired cognition, vomiting, and unwanted erections. In rare cases, booty fever presents similarly to an absence seizure, involving a brief, sudden lapse of consciousness in which the individual looks like he or she is staring into space for a few seconds. Studies have shown that 100% of males have suffered from booty fever at some time, though the data on females are less conclusive. There is no cure for booty fever. Experimental graduated-interval booty-exposure therapies have been researched; however, exposure to the pathogenic booty often worsens the condition. If you believe you have symptoms of booty fever, please consult a (preferably male) physician immediately.
*A group of friends talks over lunch.*
John: "Hey, have you guys seen Troy? Feel like I haven't seen him in a minute."
Max: "Dude, didn't you hear? He's, like, the only guy in that one nursing class of his..."
Nick: "I hear his section has over 500 people..."
John: *staring into space, horrified* "No, it can't be..."
Max: "It is..."
*pause*
All three, in unison: "Booty fever."
1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.
2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.
1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.
2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.
When a person can only think about their new favorite thing , annoying themselves and everyone else.
Person 1: Hew wheres Jane?
Person 2: Oh, she stayed home, shes suffering from a bad fandom fever
Person 1: oh, so she stayed home to watch that new anime. Gotcha.
The intense desire to exist or live in a fantasy world
Person 1: Melanie sure has been reading a lot of fantasy books recently.
Person 2: Yeah, she has fantasy fever.
Simiar to bird flu, but self induced. Symptoms include vomiting, headache, dehydration, and feelings of insecurity. Caused by over consumption of Grey Goose, or an overdose of like spirits.
After a long night, she was unable to make it to work today. We think she may have a case of Goose Fever.
When you can't wait to get inside before you 'get inside'!!
We had had a great night and there she was stroking my cock and gettin it ready. I couldn't wait - my cock was tenting my pants! Folks weren't home, I had porch fever so fucked her on the front door step.
The anomaly that happens when someone is sick with a fever and you become hung like a horse due to increased body temp.
So it turns out, Giant Penis is a symptom of covid. Its known as fever dong