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The art of tugging on the ol' meat string
**FOUNDER IS MATTHEW MAY**
Debra: OH DID HEAR ABOUT MATTHEW MAY
Bobby: YA I HEARD HE BE BOUT DAT MAY FLOWER TUG LYFE
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cant drive around for two minutes without seeing a range truck, a tesla, a porsche, or some other expensiveass car in flower mound, texas. richass town with nothing to do besides hang out at the local strip mall or go down to the lake. theres also two schools: flower mound high school and marcus high school which are filled with druggies who think theyre gangsta cuz they got caught with a vape by the assistant principals and got detention. buncha dumbass mfs at these schools where the onlyfans models date the soundcloud rappers who think they got clout after getting 100 plays on their latest song that no one gives a shit about. the only thing flomo is known for is that post malone has a penthouse near the lake and that local rapper money mamba has started to get it poppin recently. other than that flower mound a boringass town with gated neighborhoods, expensiveass restaurants, and a buncha spoiled ungrateful kids
"Hey how's your day been?"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"
A very popular south korean drama about a poor girl going to a rich school and meeting KOREA'S F4. Goo Joon Pyo(Lee Min Ho), So Yi Jung(Kim Bum), Song Woobin(Kim Joon), and Yoon JiHoo(Kim Hyun Joong).
I love BOYS BEFORE FLOWERS!~
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A code phrase for either Blaberus Discoid or Blaptica Dubia Roaches
These roach species are often raised by serious exotic animal keepers as a food source for their animals. The use of the code phrase is intended to avoid the use of the "red flag" word "ROACH" in an effort to keep women, neighbors, landlords and the general public (etc) from "freaking out" over their presence within the house. By eliminating and distancing the insects from the invasive pest that is the house cockroach, it is hoped that such insects will be greeted with a level of acceptance by the aforementioned groups or irrational humans.
Girlfriend: Honey, what are these that you're feeding to your chameleon?
Guy: Oh, they're "Hawaiian Papaya Flower Beetles" I started raising them because crickets got too expensive and they're healthier for the chameleons too!
Girlfriend: Do they eat papaya?
Guy: Yeah, They eat fresh fruit and flowers... so they can have babies, Aren't they cute?
Girlfriend: yeah,.. they are kinda cute...
A term used to discribe a woman's privates that have been severly overused, unwashed, and/or mistreated to the extent of resembling a wilting hibiscus constructed out of prossessed meat by-products.
The hooker's twat looked like a wet bologna flower.
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A Male who constantly hangs around with or bumlick Females, and rarely with his own gender group, acting feminine around them, in order for the Female to befriend the Male. This behaviour usually results in the Male ending up in the friend zone rather than in a relationship.
Matt: Josh never hangs out with us anymore, he's always with those girls.
Peter: Yea I know right, he's such a Flower Boy
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The tangled mass of hairs, toilet paper balls a shit that resides in an ass crack.
The itch in my ass can most likely be attributed to the Flowering Dingle-bush that has recently taken root.