February 14th. The day where the single people of the world are harshly reminded of the love and affection they don't have, whilst binging poorly made romcoms and filling themselves with chocolate in sadness.
Yup.
Jenna: OMG I LOVE Valentine's Day! Me and my bf-...
Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"
Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(
When a persistent thought plays over and over in your mind.
Hypnotized by internal dialogue, she simply had no energy left or presence of mind for the actual conversation needing to be had.
March 24th is International Top Day, so show your dom that you appreciate them :)
Bottom: Happy International Top Day! I appreciate you and thank you for being my dom!
Top: Thank you, now come sit on my face!
DECEMBER 19
on this day you ratio as many people as you can whether it be on twitter or roblox chat
"i disagree with your opinion." "ratio"
"it's international ratio day!" "ratio"
Shitty ass school in Singapore with no facilities and shit people.
Look, he goes to Middleton international school he must be lame af
International queef day is on January 28th.
international queef say is a day to celebrate the amazon women who queefed! show your support of international queef day by queefing
This day is for you to meet that guy named Julius and he NEEDS to say "yes" to everything for 24 hours! So go find your Juliuses and tell them!
International Julius day: 21 of December